different-nerd

REBLOG IF YOU AREN’T PREGNANT

the-travelers-path:

master-of-duct-tape:

steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:

guppycx:

wish-upon-this:

sara484549:

auto-alchemechanicist:

meys:

Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid?

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fuck no

I’m a dude…

I’m a lesbian…

I’m ugly…

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^^^^THIS.

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Just for the comments 

not just for the comments……but cuz im not preggo

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Fracturing my ankle doesn’t help my chances *whispers* even though I don’t leave the house anyway

different-nerd

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

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